The Limber Lambda

Well, polyglot programs are curious beasts, but what really takes the cake is renaming a text file to .com and seeing it run!

(kap-suh-foh-bee-uh) n. Fear of the Caps Lock key.

Evidently, sufferers abound.  Assuming one is a touch-typist, and ones Caps Lock key has been “shown the door”, how prey-tell does one type

#define CAPS_LOCK_AINT_ALL_BAD TRUE

without abandoning the home position and doing the dreaded “hunt-and-peck”?